I normally don't have a gay moment on this blog, but I have been thinking about this post for a long time, so for the next few moments, I am going to be gay about running.
There is one thing, and really only one thing I like about summer - shirtless guys who run. Oh wait, let me be clear - good looking shirtless guys who run. There is something very hot about a guy running without a shirt on. I don't run shirtless. Then again, I don't consider myself hot. I'm sure Mark does, and he would love for me to run shirtless, but I will spare the world that sight, unless I somehow wake up tomorrow with pecs of death and six-pack abs.
A body in great shape needs be to be seen....not covered by technical fabrics. "But Charlie," you might ask, "what about women?" HELLO....this is my gay moment. Women need not run shirtless. You may also wonder about skin cancer. That is why god created SPF100 sunblock my friend.
No....good looking men were meant to run in the summer without their shirts. Now, for the guys who are a bit saggy and running shirtless - PLEASE put your shirts back on. If you are a man who needs a sports bra - don't run shirtless. If you are a man who jiggles like JELL-O, put the shirt back on.
I am being superficial on this? Oh yes... oh HELL yes! HELLO - GAY MOMENT HERE!
So here's to summer....may the Greek running gods be shirtless.
:-)Charlie
Note: The above message was meant to be humorous. No shirtless men were ogled during the writing of this post.
5 comments:
"No shirtless men were ogled while writing this post."
Only because running with a laptop is actually harder than running with coffee! ;)
"pecs of death"? I don't remember those in anatomy class....
Heh. You made me snort.
"No shirtless men were ogled during the writing of this post."... Riiiight.
I enjoyed this very much! Always love some light-hearted running humor ;)
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