The Gay Olympics

The Olympics are arguably the biggest spectacle of sport. At least 1 billion people watched the Opening Ceremony. The athletes are simply amazing. These games are the gayest event on the planet. Now I'm not saying anything derogatory, just stating fact.

First of all the games are in London. Hello! London, one of the biggest gay centers in the world. This is the land of Elton John, George Michael, Boy George after all, and they aren't the only gays in the village.

Next the sports themselves. Really, what heterosexual came up with synchronized swimming? That was the brainchild of some gay man who watched a lot of MGM movies starring Esther Williams(Google her you young folks). Synchronized diving, is just double the hotness of divers and a chance to double your Speedo pleasure. Field Hockey? Come on at this point every lesbian has Googled the Dutch Field Hockey team. I won't even touch the gymnastics with ribbons and balls. Women's weightlifting? Go to a lesbian bar and cross those gals!

No where is evidence of gaydom more evident than in the "uniforms" of the athletes. Beach volleyball, is women in tiny bikinis. Clearly the heterosexual male lesbian fantasy at play here, gay none the less. Track and field outfits are so tight, I can see blemishes through the material. Then, there's rowing....

Is there any doubt?

I haven't even talked about the Opening and Closing Ceremonies....but you get it.

I have participated in the Gay Games, and I say these are even gayer. Maybe this is why I love the Olympics so much.

Kudos to the 23 gay and lesbian athletes who are participating openly. It's past time to kick out this closet door.

As the Olympics wind down....enjoy the gay moments as much as possible. Good news the 2016 Summer Olympics are in....Rio (gay).

Charlie